The First One

So I have made a blog, hooray!
Now when I have spare time at the end of the day I can use it writing stupid things to entertain my friends and other people who may or may not know me, which is pretty radawesome because I don't have time to do that in person and I can totally constitute this as human contact.

"I'm not anti-social, I have a blog!"

"What do you mean we haven't talked in 2 months? I emailed you the link to my blog."

I totally just used the second one via electronic media 17 seconds ago, which is funny on several levels:
1) That was the first thing I had said to that person in nearly 2 months, via any form of communication
2) It was done via internet chat.
3) I haven't even posted this yet, so it wasn't in fact true.

You will see many more instances of me explaining why my jokes are funny as you continue to read this. Most of my jokes come with instruction manuals, which is why this blog is so awesome, because it will save alot of trees, and cut down on my printing costs.

I am ending transmission now because the button below that currently says "SAVE NOW", but changes to "SAVING" "SAVED" every eleven seconds is driving my insane.

Good Day.